Well, we’re back. It’s been a rough couple of nights; infant jet lag is a monster. Two nights ago, we were up at 2am watching Emmie dance with herself in the living-room mirror. (By ‘dance’, I’m describing a full-on, feet-stomping, body-spinning affair; it was the first time I’d ever seen her do that.) We’d all woken up at 1:15 PM that day, so I suppose the general lack of tiredness wasn’t a surprise. To quote WS, the time is out of joint.

Emelyn, though, is otherwise unfazed by all the location changes. This is partly because she’s discovered a new foundation that she can build her life around, namely, Cheerios.
In fact, “Sheerhoah!, sheerhoah!” is pretty much all she says of late, and in this tone of voice that’s half-ecstatic, half-imperative. She’s got a Tupperware dispenser chock-full of cereal that now gets lugged anywhere she moves. Of course, her dexterity is a tad limited, so half the Cheerios drop to the floor en route to her mouth. In other words, it’s like having a crazy Cheerios-spraying machine in the house, not unlike some wayward Roomba that sheds breakfast cereal all day instead of cleaning it up.
The craziest thing, though, is Emmie’s wild-eyed zeal for proselytizing these Cheerios. She’ll happily walk half-way across the house, Tupperware banging on the walls, just to wave a Cheerio in front of your face and bark, “Sheerhoah!” at you. Disconcerting, perhaps, yet surprisingly effective: I’ve had two bowls of Cheerios in the last two days, for the first time in years