Emmie’s got one of those baby swingsets, now. It sits stately in our living room, where it gives her a good vantage on whatever we’re doing, whenever we’re occupied with household tasks requiring an even number (non-zero) of arms.
It’s pretty fancy. There’s a variable-speed motor, it plays 8 different melodies, and it even features 4 disco lights (kid you not). I wouldn’t be surprised to discover that Fisher-Price have somehow hidden an infant-sized TV remote and sippy-cupholder in the armrest.
See for yourself:















