Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy, film vs. Infocom

So Azure and I saw Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy last week. ‘Twasn’t perfect, but at least I can review it in a fitting fashion, like so:

“Mostly Harmless.”*

…and glean some satisfaction in that. And, I suppose, there’s some reassurance in knowing that this film adaptation won’t be regarded as the definitive Hitchhiker’s. Because in my book, that honor is reserved for the Infocom game. What else?